3D Animation

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Lie detector

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
'Son, where were you today?'
Son says 'at school dad.'
Robot slaps the son!
'Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!'
'What dvd?'
'Toy story.'
Robot slaps the son again!
'Ok, it was a porno,' cries the son.
'What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was,' says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs 'Ha ha ha! He's certainly your son.'
Robot slaps the mum!


Thanks to Rome Reyes of Jeddah for sending this joke.

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Happy father's day

This happened to me today, father's day.

I woke up early to write my blog which I had not done for two weeks. When I write I do not have much care about the world around me.
While I got lost in deep thoughts, my daughter woke up and planted me a kiss on the left check.
"Happy father's day," she said.
I replied: "Same to you."


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Saturday, June 18, 2011

A way to heaven

Three boys met a girl in a pub.

First boy: Hi, I'm Benedict but not the pope.
Second: I'm John, not the baptist.
Third: Am Paul, not the apostle.
Girl: Hi, I'm Mary, not a virgin.


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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Easy job

Boss interviewing a job applicant: What do you know?

Applicant: I know where you live and I know your wife. I also know your mistress and where she lives.

Boss: You're hired.



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