In a kindergarten class.
Teacher: John, what is the number after 5?
John: 6 ma'am.
Teacher: Good. And what is the number that follows 8?
John: 9 ma'am.
Teacher: Very good. And who taught you about numbers?
John: My father ma'am.
Teacher: He must be a very good teacher. Now one last question. What is the number after 10?
John: Jack, ma'am. Then queen and king.
Ha-ha-ha, this is a good one.
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