A store has just opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband. The store is named Husband Store. Among the instructions at the entrance is how the store operates - or the rules.
A woman may visit the store ONLY ONCE! The shopper will be machine-fingerprinted to make sure that nobody comes back for a second time.
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends each floor. A woman may choose any man from a particular floor, or she may choose to go up a floor, but she cannot go back downstairs, except to exit the building!
So one woman went to the store to find a husband. (It could be you)
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thought, but felt compelled to keep going.
She went to the fourth floor where the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, my gosh!" she exclaimed, "I can hardly believe it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor where the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She was so tempted to stay, but she went to the sixth floor where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor is provided because we know that there are women who are impossible to please like you. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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