Spotted in a toilet of a London office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below ...
In a Birmingham department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
In a Norwich office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back, or further steps will be taken.
In an Swindon office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a Chester secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring Your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in Cambridge health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a Leicester laundromat: Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
Seen during a Blackpool conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Notice in a field in Wiltshire: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Message on a leaflet in reading: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop door in Newcastle-on-Tyne: We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.
Adopted from the blog of Masterwordshmith. You can google her site.
Please also visit my other blog sites Salt of Life
at http://www.salt-romblonwriter.blogspot.com, Viajero
at http://www.viajero-funtravel.blogspot.com and Miscellaneous
at http://www.miscellaneous-oddnews.blogspot.com.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
The difference between supper and dinner
Father and son were trying to make fun of mother while she was dressing up.
The family has decided to take supper outdoor.
Son to father: "Dad, what's the difference between supper and dinner?"
"When we dine out, it's dinner," said the father. "When we take our night meal
at home, it's suffer."
When the mother comes, son turns to her. "Mom, what's the difference between
supper and dinner?"
"When we dine out and I choose the place, it's dinner," the mother replies. "When
dad chooses the place it's suffer."
Simple words
What do I get from writing on the web log? Plain pleasure. When I see my
thoughts jump into print, I feel satiated, the pleasure in my blood gets high.
As I said in my previous blog, there are over a million words in the English
dictionary. I pick only a few of them, simple words like hoity-toity, ad nauseam
tittle-tattle, testosterone, chutzpah, etc.
Adopted from Blagmell, the blogsite of my friend Mel Amarillo.
Please visit my other blogs Salt of Life at http://www.salt-romblonwriter.blogspot.com,
Viajero http://www.viajero-funtravel.blogspot.com
and Miscellaneous http://www.miscellaneous-oddnews.blogspot.com
The family has decided to take supper outdoor.
Son to father: "Dad, what's the difference between supper and dinner?"
"When we dine out, it's dinner," said the father. "When we take our night meal
at home, it's suffer."
When the mother comes, son turns to her. "Mom, what's the difference between
supper and dinner?"
"When we dine out and I choose the place, it's dinner," the mother replies. "When
dad chooses the place it's suffer."
Simple words
What do I get from writing on the web log? Plain pleasure. When I see my
thoughts jump into print, I feel satiated, the pleasure in my blood gets high.
As I said in my previous blog, there are over a million words in the English
dictionary. I pick only a few of them, simple words like hoity-toity, ad nauseam
tittle-tattle, testosterone, chutzpah, etc.
Adopted from Blagmell, the blogsite of my friend Mel Amarillo.
Please visit my other blogs Salt of Life at http://www.salt-romblonwriter.blogspot.com,
Viajero http://www.viajero-funtravel.blogspot.com
and Miscellaneous http://www.miscellaneous-oddnews.blogspot.com
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Three sets of jokes
One-liners
1. Your president is always ready to lay down your life for your country.
2. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
3. A boss with no humor is like a boring job.
Student-teacher jokes
Joke 1.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm sorry ma'am, I did not know that my watch is late.
Teacher: Now set it in advance.
The student did so and then went out.
Teacher: Why are you going out?
Student: It's still early ma'am.
Jone 2. (For Filipinos)
Teacher to a new student: What's your name?
Student: Early Seven Strikes Land, ma'am.
Teacher: What kind of a name is that? Is that really your name?
Student: Yes ma'am, it's the English version of my name.
Teacher: And what is the Filipino version?
Student: Agapito Hampaslupa.
Please read my other blogs Salt of Life at http://www.salt-romblonwriter.blogspot.com and Viajero at http://www.viajero-funtravel.blogspot.com
1. Your president is always ready to lay down your life for your country.
2. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
3. A boss with no humor is like a boring job.
Student-teacher jokes
Joke 1.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm sorry ma'am, I did not know that my watch is late.
Teacher: Now set it in advance.
The student did so and then went out.
Teacher: Why are you going out?
Student: It's still early ma'am.
Jone 2. (For Filipinos)
Teacher to a new student: What's your name?
Student: Early Seven Strikes Land, ma'am.
Teacher: What kind of a name is that? Is that really your name?
Student: Yes ma'am, it's the English version of my name.
Teacher: And what is the Filipino version?
Student: Agapito Hampaslupa.
Please read my other blogs Salt of Life at http://www.salt-romblonwriter.blogspot.com and Viajero at http://www.viajero-funtravel.blogspot.com
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