Spotted in a toilet of a London office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below ...
In a Birmingham department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
In a Norwich office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back, or further steps will be taken.
In an Swindon office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a Chester secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring Your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in Cambridge health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a Leicester laundromat: Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
Seen during a Blackpool conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Notice in a field in Wiltshire: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Message on a leaflet in reading: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop door in Newcastle-on-Tyne: We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.
Adopted from the blog of Masterwordshmith. You can google her site.
Please also visit my other blog sites Salt of Life
at http://www.salt-romblonwriter.blogspot.com, Viajero
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at http://www.miscellaneous-oddnews.blogspot.com.
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