Three sets of jokes

One-liners

1. Your president is always ready to lay down your life for your country.

2. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

3. A boss with no humor is like a boring job.


Student-teacher jokes

Joke 1.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: I'm sorry ma'am, I did not know that my watch is late.

Teacher: Now set it in advance.

The student did so and then went out.

Teacher: Why are you going out?

Student: It's still early ma'am.

Jone 2. (For Filipinos)

Teacher to a new student: What's your name?

Student: Early Seven Strikes Land, ma'am.

Teacher: What kind of a name is that? Is that really your name?

Student: Yes ma'am, it's the English version of my name.

Teacher: And what is the Filipino version?

Student: Agapito Hampaslupa.



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