Funny medical notes

Are you a doctor or a nurse? Check if you have made some of these medical notes.

1. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993

2. The patient refused an autopsy.

3. The patient has no past history of suicides.

4. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to

work her up.

5. She is numb from her toes down.

6. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

7. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got

a divorce.

8. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

9. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared

completely.

10. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband says she was

very hot in bed last night.