Jokes about marriage

1, A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free.

3. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

4. A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"

His father replied, "So what do you want? Sympathy?"

5. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.


6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

7. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman


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