An artist's prescription

"Doctor!" said a woman loudly bouncing into a room, "I want you to tell me

very frankly what's wrong with me."

He looked at her from head to foot.

"Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you."

"First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds. Second, you should lessen your

rouge and lipstick by half as much as you have now. And third, I'm an artist -

the doctor's office is on the next floor."














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